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Macking in Taipei: Introduction
You're pathetic and you can't get a girl. Don't worry?”it's a common
problem. That's why so many guys in Taipei are single. Want to be the Tiger
Woods of love? Want to meet your Cinderella? There is a way, my friend, there
is a way. Read on.
First, you have to trust me. I'm here to help. Macking in Taipei is here to
help. Right now you are a lump of clay?”wet, limp, formless. You are a
newborn puppy. You're squeaking and your eyes are shut. You are a little boy
who's lost his mommy in the mall. Your cheeks are bright red and you're
crying.
Follow my directions, son, and you will be a statue?”a chiseled and polished
love god. You will be a husky pulling a sled, your coat glistening and your
teeth sharp. You will be a man. All of this I promise to you.
Macking in Taipei is a guide to help you attract women. I will tell you all
the right things to do, and all the mistakes to avoid.
Who am I? Good question. I'm the new military attachÃc to the Department of
Information. My name is John Lee. I'm Taiwanese, but I've lived in Los
Angeles for the past sixteen years. I've just come back to serve my country.
Am I a patriot? Time will tell. One thing I know: Sometimes a man has to step
up.
You think I'm here to fool you? Wrong. For thirteen years of I've had only
success. For thirteen years I've been holding my dream girl?”or dream girls?
”in my arms. Failures: none. You may think I sound pompous, but I'm just
honest. Anyway, you should stop thinking and start listening. Why? Because
you can do it, too.
Ding, ding! Hear the bell? Class is starting. Take your seat.
You're pathetic and you can't get a girl. Don't worry?”it's a common
problem. That's why so many guys in Taipei are single. Want to be the Tiger
Woods of love? Want to meet your Cinderella? There is a way, my friend, there
is a way. Read on.
First, you have to trust me. I'm here to help. Macking in Taipei is here to
help. Right now you are a lump of clay?”wet, limp, formless. You are a
newborn puppy. You're squeaking and your eyes are shut. You are a little boy
who's lost his mommy in the mall. Your cheeks are bright red and you're
crying.
Follow my directions, son, and you will be a statue?”a chiseled and polished
love god. You will be a husky pulling a sled, your coat glistening and your
teeth sharp. You will be a man. All of this I promise to you.
Macking in Taipei is a guide to help you attract women. I will tell you all
the right things to do, and all the mistakes to avoid.
Who am I? Good question. I'm the new military attachÃc to the Department of
Information. My name is John Lee. I'm Taiwanese, but I've lived in Los
Angeles for the past sixteen years. I've just come back to serve my country.
Am I a patriot? Time will tell. One thing I know: Sometimes a man has to step
up.
You think I'm here to fool you? Wrong. For thirteen years of I've had only
success. For thirteen years I've been holding my dream girl?”or dream girls?
”in my arms. Failures: none. You may think I sound pompous, but I'm just
honest. Anyway, you should stop thinking and start listening. Why? Because
you can do it, too.
Ding, ding! Hear the bell? Class is starting. Take your seat.
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